Global Warming Due to Christmas Tree Harvesting, Cancel Christmas to Save the Planet
During the holiday season, there’s no better way to spend those cold winter nights than curled up by a nice warm. Continue reading
Trump to Launch a Private Jet Service to Fly Willing Celebs to Canada
After becoming the 45th president in the history of the United States and before starting his move into the White. Continue reading
To Avoid Voter Fraud, the Vote for Trump to be Tuesday and Hillary on Wednesday
In a move to avoid voter fraud, the Federal Election Commission today announced that those voting for Trump would. Continue reading
Hillary Urges Police to Engage with Black Suspects Only After Being Shot at First
Washington DC: Hillary Clinton, the democratic presidential nominee, today urged all the police officers in the. Continue reading
Chargers to Host Tryouts for a New Punter
In a desperate attempt at winning, the San Diego Chargers are hosting an open tryout Thursday, October 13th, at. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
Pilot Deliberately Lands the Plane in Water to Check if Passengers Can Actually Perform the Safety Instructions Taught to Them
New York: An United Airlines pilot reportedly landed the plane in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday to check if the. Continue reading
Papa Johns and the Nationwide Insurance Company to Sue Manning. Outraged Over Free Endorsements of Omaha Steaks
Turns out that both companies Mr. Peyton Manning has endorsement contracts with got wind of his “OMAHA!”. Continue reading
Apple Go Bust!
Apple went into chapter 11 at precisely 9:23 a.m. Today. 'We would have thrown in the towel Sooner but we couldn't. Continue reading
Hillary Concerned About her Political Future After Getting Endorsed by Obama
Washington DC: According to some deleted emails accessed by Squib News, Hilary Clinton appears to have become very. Continue reading
After Being Unable to Find Work, Lawyer Sues Himself
Chicago: A local lawyer and a seasoned ambulance chaser today announced his intention of suing himself. He was. Continue reading
Obama Asks for a Hamilton Styled Musical on his Presidential Tenure
Washington DC: Obama today requested Lin Manuel Miranda the creator of the super hit Broadway musical Hamilton to. Continue reading
Society Okays Discrimination on the Basis of Political Affiliations
In a case of a new social phenomena, people have collectively decided to start widespread discrimination on the. Continue reading
US Navy to Bring Giant Glacier from Antarctica to end Southern California Drought
The United States Navy today announced its plans to fetch a giant glacier from Antarctica in order to effectively. Continue reading
Hezbollah Throw President Assad Under the Bus
Hezbollah may be the self-styled ‘Party of God,’ but they are now the Party of Godly Flip-Flops. Yup! After. Continue reading
Hillary to Replace White Strips in the American Flag with Black Ones to Make it Racially Acceptable
Washington DC: Hillary Clinton today declared that if elected president, she would replace all the white strips. Continue reading
Top ISIS Leader Killed While Chasing Pokemon
Aleppo: The NATO forces today announced the death of a top ISIS commander who apparently got killed last afternoon. Continue reading
Trump’s Plan B: Rebuild Atlantis and Become it’s President
At a campaign rally earlier today, Donald Trump told reporters that he planned to rebuild Atlantis and become it's. Continue reading
Trump Tries to Bribe Clinton and Save America
New York: Exclusive documents accessed by Squib News have revealed that Donald Trump, in a selfless act, tried to. Continue reading
War Makes Us Smarter
While everybody else is concerned about anthrax, domestic terrorism and war, educators from kindergarten to. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Be Late for Work
You will show the company that work is not the most important thing to you. This will force them to promote. Continue reading
Obama to Privatize ATF
President Obama continues his crusade to privatize more government services. Carl Rova, a top political advisor. Continue reading
After Lemonade’s Success, Beyonce to Name Her Next Album Broccoli
Beyonce has reportedly decided to name her next album Broccoli. This move comes after the tremendous success of. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read a Book
It would enrich your word stock, and at that moment you would become a nerd. Attending a book club is a. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Eat Vegetables
Not eating them could cause you to be sick, thereby helping the medical industry. You need to cook. Continue reading
Squeaky Shoe Drives Woman Insane
A woman was admitted to a mental institute last night after having gone completely insane from listening to the. Continue reading
New App Allows Mobile Deposit of Cash
A new app has been launched that will allow users to deposit cold hard cash via mobile devices. This app has been. Continue reading
Hillary Clinton to Divorce Bill for Holding Her Back
In a huge move, Hillary Clinton is all set to file for divorce after feeling that Bill was holding her back. She. Continue reading
Things Can’t Be on the Internet if Untrue
We’ve all been there before – tirelessly fact-checking whether something we read on a website is really true. Continue reading
Cat Allergic To Humans, Oddly Enough
Pet health and biology is a tough topic for most pet owners. They’re lucky if they can even understand what the. Continue reading
