- You will show the company that work is not the most important thing to you. This will force them to promote you.
- It will justify working late, even though you still would have had to if you had showed up before everyone else.
- You will prove it’s impossible to find a good parking spot, even though you would not have found one even if you were on time.
- Your boss will be so preoccupied with berating your for your tardiness that he will completely forget about your lousy work ethic.
- You will spend more time sleeping at home so that you can stay awake in the office all day.
- You can blame your spouse for making you late, giving you one more reason to have a fight.
- It will provide you with vital exercise as you run up the office steps to appear concerned.
- Coworkers will remember you as “the guy who is always late,” and forget about your harassment.
- Your teenagers will think you are cool.
- Driving fast to work will give you the adrenaline rush you crave.
