As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are having trouble to find more things to blame for it. The recent catastrophes caused by the weather extremes have now given them a chance to start finding an audience to listen to their gripes.

The current list of things to blame include spray deodorant, big oil companies, CO² emissions and Donald Trump. If more blame isn’t dished out soon activists fear they may lose footing and hand over the torch to PETA.

Pointing fingers and guilt tripping the public into changing their behavior is noted as being the leading strategy to combat global warming. More effective strategies such as looking into reversing global warming or not being such a prick about someone not breaking down a cardboard box perfectly have not yet taken hold. Despite the narrowing list of possible culprits to blame activists remain confident that they’ll find another sometime before the weather has a chance to improve.