New App to Rate Your Ex-Wife: Helping the Next Guy Dodge Emotional Bullets
In a groundbreaking stride for modern technology, the innovative minds at Silicon Heartbreak have developed a. Continue reading
China Buys Google for $1 Trillion
In an unexpected event, the company that was started with the help of the United States Government was sold to. Continue reading
Army to Conduct 3.2 Billion Study on Why Marines are Better
The Secretary of Defense is facing backlash after asking Congress to allocate public funds towards a new military. Continue reading
Hipster Donates Penis to Transgender
In the ultimate counter culture move do date, a young man with a man bun and beard decides to donate his penis to. Continue reading
Apple Invents Amazon Echo, Will Cost Twice as Much
Apple announced at its annual WWDC that it will be selling the Amazon Echo with an Apple Logo. It will do the. Continue reading
Thanks to the Snow Storm, Family Spends Two Days Together at Home for the 1st Time in 10 Years
In a positive coming out of the snow storm which completely riddled life in parts of the country, a family managed. Continue reading
The ‘Dr Pat’ Reality TV Show is Definitely A Scam
Last year, I starred as a participant in the ‘Dr. Pat’ reality TV show. As you’re all aware by now, Dr. Pat. Continue reading
Adam Carolla Voted Worst Smelling Rich White Guy
Adam Carolla will not shut up about how his current wealth is the result of re-wiring himself. He has. Continue reading
Kim Kardashian West Voted Most Beautiful Person in the World
Socialite Kim Kardashian West had reason to celebrate today after she was voted Most Beautiful Person in the. Continue reading
Startup Launches ‘airbabynb’: A Baby Rental Service for People
A Silicon Valley startup headquartered 50 miles away from San Fransisco, as they couldn't afford any property. Continue reading
Trump Signs Executive Order to Legalize Marijuana in all 50 States
President Donald Trump yesterday signed an executive order which legalized marijuana in all 50 states. This has. Continue reading
SNL is OK, Ban Other Fake News
Has America gone crosseyed? Apple says it too will join the fight against "Fake News" alongside Facebook and. Continue reading
Women March Wearing Pink Pig Hats? Bacon in Danger?
Today, millions of women and men took to the streets to march for a cause. Everyone appeared to be marching for a. Continue reading
Global Warming Due to Christmas Tree Harvesting, Cancel Christmas to Save the Planet
During the holiday season, there’s no better way to spend those cold winter nights than curled up by a nice warm. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
Apple Go Bust!
Apple went into chapter 11 at precisely 9:23 a.m. Today. 'We would have thrown in the towel Sooner but we couldn't. Continue reading
After Being Unable to Find Work, Lawyer Sues Himself
Chicago: A local lawyer and a seasoned ambulance chaser today announced his intention of suing himself. He was. Continue reading
Society Okays Discrimination on the Basis of Political Affiliations
In a case of a new social phenomena, people have collectively decided to start widespread discrimination on the. Continue reading
US Navy to Bring Giant Glacier from Antarctica to end Southern California Drought
The United States Navy today announced its plans to fetch a giant glacier from Antarctica in order to effectively. Continue reading
Hillary to Replace White Strips in the American Flag with Black Ones to Make it Racially Acceptable
Washington DC: Hillary Clinton today declared that if elected president, she would replace all the white strips. Continue reading
Top ISIS Leader Killed While Chasing Pokemon
Aleppo: The NATO forces today announced the death of a top ISIS commander who apparently got killed last afternoon. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Be Late for Work
You will show the company that work is not the most important thing to you. This will force them to promote. Continue reading
After Lemonade’s Success, Beyonce to Name Her Next Album Broccoli
Beyonce has reportedly decided to name her next album Broccoli. This move comes after the tremendous success of. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read a Book
It would enrich your word stock, and at that moment you would become a nerd. Attending a book club is a. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Eat Vegetables
Not eating them could cause you to be sick, thereby helping the medical industry. You need to cook. Continue reading
Squeaky Shoe Drives Woman Insane
A woman was admitted to a mental institute last night after having gone completely insane from listening to the. Continue reading
New App Allows Mobile Deposit of Cash
A new app has been launched that will allow users to deposit cold hard cash via mobile devices. This app has been. Continue reading
Things Can’t Be on the Internet if Untrue
We’ve all been there before – tirelessly fact-checking whether something we read on a website is really true. Continue reading
Cat Allergic To Humans, Oddly Enough
Pet health and biology is a tough topic for most pet owners. They’re lucky if they can even understand what the. Continue reading
Now Apple Decides to Remove the Charging Port From its Phones, Would Ask Users to Buy a New Phone Every Time the Charge Runs Out
Apple which made news after rumors spread of its removing the headphone jack from future handsets has now come up. Continue reading
