Slave Owners On US Currency Will be Replaced
Out of the 11 most common currencies used in the US today, 8 have a slave owner on them. Outraged citizens call. Continue reading
The ‘Dr Pat’ Reality TV Show is Definitely A Scam
Last year, I starred as a participant in the ‘Dr. Pat’ reality TV show. As you’re all aware by now, Dr. Pat. Continue reading
13 Years Since Someone Memorized a Line on SNL
Cue cards are nothing new, but they never used to be so noticeable. Saturday Night Live (SNL) has turned its. Continue reading
Kim Kardashian West Voted Most Beautiful Person in the World
Socialite Kim Kardashian West had reason to celebrate today after she was voted Most Beautiful Person in the. Continue reading
Trump to Launch a Private Jet Service to Fly Willing Celebs to Canada
After becoming the 45th president in the history of the United States and before starting his move into the White. Continue reading
Chargers to Host Tryouts for a New Punter
In a desperate attempt at winning, the San Diego Chargers are hosting an open tryout Thursday, October 13th, at. Continue reading
Obama Asks for a Hamilton Styled Musical on his Presidential Tenure
Washington DC: Obama today requested Lin Manuel Miranda the creator of the super hit Broadway musical Hamilton to. Continue reading
Top ISIS Leader Killed While Chasing Pokemon
Aleppo: The NATO forces today announced the death of a top ISIS commander who apparently got killed last afternoon. Continue reading
After Lemonade’s Success, Beyonce to Name Her Next Album Broccoli
Beyonce has reportedly decided to name her next album Broccoli. This move comes after the tremendous success of. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read a Book
It would enrich your word stock, and at that moment you would become a nerd. Attending a book club is a. Continue reading
Wal-Mart Security Cameras to Be New Reality Show
In exclusive details accessed by our reporter, NBC has decided to play the footage of a local Wal-Mart store and. Continue reading
Univision Purchases The Onion for $27.3 Million, Attempts to Buy Squib News for $1.3 Billion
Reports are emerging about an attempted takeover of SquibNews.com by Univision for a whooping $1.3 billion, after. Continue reading
Leonardo DiCaprio to Host Environmental Summit in Private Jet
Viewers became emotional when Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar and made an appeal to save the environment. Continue reading
Socialite to Retire Due to Lack of Controversy
According to reports, an eminent socialite/failed actress has decided to quit public life after being unable to. Continue reading
Breaking Bad Show Made Real Meth for Black Market
In a stunning confession by Breaking Bad producers, Walter White and all other Breaking Bad characters made real. Continue reading
Quality of The Simpsons Further Reduced for Fox’s New Standards
In a statement released yesterday, Al Jean, The Simpsons' show runner, said that the quality of the show will. Continue reading
Area 51 to Host Open House and Prove There Are No Aliens
In what will be a devastating decision for all the seasoned conspiracy theorists, the Obama administration has. Continue reading
Time Warner to Stop Cable Services and Offer Hulu and Netflix Instead
Yesterday in a New York press release, Time Warner announced it was permanently discontinuing its cable services. Continue reading
Facebook to Pay Users Based on Number of Friends
The world was shocked today when Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, announced that Facebook will pay each user. Continue reading
