New App to Rate Your Ex-Wife: Helping the Next Guy Dodge Emotional Bullets
In a groundbreaking stride for modern technology, the innovative minds at Silicon Heartbreak have developed a. Continue reading
China Buys Google for $1 Trillion
In an unexpected event, the company that was started with the help of the United States Government was sold to. Continue reading
Tesla’s E-NASCAR Spins Out During First Race
Though Elon Musk thought it would be a good idea, Tesla’s first organized race event was boring and. Continue reading
Change Siri’s Voice from Female to Male, Get Better Directions
Apple releases the secret to trouble-shooting its Maps App. Simply changing Siri’s female voice to a male. Continue reading
Apple Invents Amazon Echo, Will Cost Twice as Much
Apple announced at its annual WWDC that it will be selling the Amazon Echo with an Apple Logo. It will do the. Continue reading
Slave Owners On US Currency Will be Replaced
Out of the 11 most common currencies used in the US today, 8 have a slave owner on them. Outraged citizens call. Continue reading
Intoxicated Man Does His Taxes, Gets $4 Million Refund
In a huge win for the IRS and the American public, a fully intoxicated man reportedly took the extreme step and. Continue reading
13 Years Since Someone Memorized a Line on SNL
Cue cards are nothing new, but they never used to be so noticeable. Saturday Night Live (SNL) has turned its. Continue reading
Building Houses Out of Wood Declared “Tree Murder”
An environmental agency which hasn't had much to do after protesting against the Dakota Pipeline and filling the. Continue reading
Lawsuit Filed Against Twitter Over the 140 Characters Limit, Citing Freedom of Speech
Popular social networking website Twitter has found itself in some legal trouble regarding its policy limiting the. Continue reading
Startup Launches ‘airbabynb’: A Baby Rental Service for People
A Silicon Valley startup headquartered 50 miles away from San Fransisco, as they couldn't afford any property. Continue reading
Trump Signs Executive Order to Legalize Marijuana in all 50 States
President Donald Trump yesterday signed an executive order which legalized marijuana in all 50 states. This has. Continue reading
Facebook and Google Accidently Delete all News in an Attempt to Censor “Fake News”
Facebook and Google have decided that it's readers are too stupid to differentiate between NEWS, FAKE NEWS, and. Continue reading
Trump to Launch a Private Jet Service to Fly Willing Celebs to Canada
After becoming the 45th president in the history of the United States and before starting his move into the White. Continue reading
To Avoid Voter Fraud, the Vote for Trump to be Tuesday and Hillary on Wednesday
In a move to avoid voter fraud, the Federal Election Commission today announced that those voting for Trump would. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
Pilot Deliberately Lands the Plane in Water to Check if Passengers Can Actually Perform the Safety Instructions Taught to Them
New York: An United Airlines pilot reportedly landed the plane in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday to check if the. Continue reading
Papa Johns and the Nationwide Insurance Company to Sue Manning. Outraged Over Free Endorsements of Omaha Steaks
Turns out that both companies Mr. Peyton Manning has endorsement contracts with got wind of his “OMAHA!”. Continue reading
Apple Go Bust!
Apple went into chapter 11 at precisely 9:23 a.m. Today. 'We would have thrown in the towel Sooner but we couldn't. Continue reading
Hillary Concerned About her Political Future After Getting Endorsed by Obama
Washington DC: According to some deleted emails accessed by Squib News, Hilary Clinton appears to have become very. Continue reading
After Being Unable to Find Work, Lawyer Sues Himself
Chicago: A local lawyer and a seasoned ambulance chaser today announced his intention of suing himself. He was. Continue reading
Society Okays Discrimination on the Basis of Political Affiliations
In a case of a new social phenomena, people have collectively decided to start widespread discrimination on the. Continue reading
US Navy to Bring Giant Glacier from Antarctica to end Southern California Drought
The United States Navy today announced its plans to fetch a giant glacier from Antarctica in order to effectively. Continue reading
Hillary to Replace White Strips in the American Flag with Black Ones to Make it Racially Acceptable
Washington DC: Hillary Clinton today declared that if elected president, she would replace all the white strips. Continue reading
Trump’s Plan B: Rebuild Atlantis and Become it’s President
At a campaign rally earlier today, Donald Trump told reporters that he planned to rebuild Atlantis and become it's. Continue reading
Trump Tries to Bribe Clinton and Save America
New York: Exclusive documents accessed by Squib News have revealed that Donald Trump, in a selfless act, tried to. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Be Late for Work
You will show the company that work is not the most important thing to you. This will force them to promote. Continue reading
Obama to Privatize ATF
President Obama continues his crusade to privatize more government services. Carl Rova, a top political advisor. Continue reading
Squeaky Shoe Drives Woman Insane
A woman was admitted to a mental institute last night after having gone completely insane from listening to the. Continue reading
New App Allows Mobile Deposit of Cash
A new app has been launched that will allow users to deposit cold hard cash via mobile devices. This app has been. Continue reading
