Tesla’s E-NASCAR Spins Out During First Race
Though Elon Musk thought it would be a good idea, Tesla’s first organized race event was boring and. Continue reading
Change Siri’s Voice from Female to Male, Get Better Directions
Apple releases the secret to trouble-shooting its Maps App. Simply changing Siri’s female voice to a male. Continue reading
Apple Invents Amazon Echo, Will Cost Twice as Much
Apple announced at its annual WWDC that it will be selling the Amazon Echo with an Apple Logo. It will do the. Continue reading
Solar Eclipse Footaged Leaked Early From NASA
Solar Eclipse footage was leaked to conspiracy websites just days before the so called “Solar Eclipse 2017”. Continue reading
Lawsuit Filed Against Twitter Over the 140 Characters Limit, Citing Freedom of Speech
Popular social networking website Twitter has found itself in some legal trouble regarding its policy limiting the. Continue reading
SNL is OK, Ban Other Fake News
Has America gone crosseyed? Apple says it too will join the fight against "Fake News" alongside Facebook and. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
Apple Go Bust!
Apple went into chapter 11 at precisely 9:23 a.m. Today. 'We would have thrown in the towel Sooner but we couldn't. Continue reading
New App Allows Mobile Deposit of Cash
A new app has been launched that will allow users to deposit cold hard cash via mobile devices. This app has been. Continue reading
Things Can’t Be on the Internet if Untrue
We’ve all been there before – tirelessly fact-checking whether something we read on a website is really true. Continue reading
Now Apple Decides to Remove the Charging Port From its Phones, Would Ask Users to Buy a New Phone Every Time the Charge Runs Out
Apple which made news after rumors spread of its removing the headphone jack from future handsets has now come up. Continue reading
Astronaut Scot Kelly Saddened, No One on Earth Noticed Absence
Astronaut Scot Kelly, who recently returned after spending a year in space, is reportedly saddened after no one on. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Use Your Smartphone 24/7
Effectively ignore all social contact and become a hermit while living in civilization Dramatically increase. Continue reading
California to Issue Licenses for Drone Hunting
In another boost to the Second Amendment, California has become the first state to issue hunting licenses for. Continue reading
Mad Scientist Recovers Due to Anger Management
After years of suffering from delusions of grandiose and uncontrollable fits of rage, a small Prozac prescription. Continue reading
Shocking Discovery Confirms the Earth Really Is Flat
Most of us can remember learning about our home planet in school. Our teachers had those standard globes, and we. Continue reading
Civil Rights Groups: Computers Must Diversify
Civil rights groups converged on Intel's corporate headquarters to protest the lack of inherent diversity in. Continue reading
Amazon Acquires USPS via Hostile Takeover
In what appears to be a hostile takeover, online shopping mogul, Amazon, is set to purchase the United States. Continue reading
Area 51 to Host Open House and Prove There Are No Aliens
In what will be a devastating decision for all the seasoned conspiracy theorists, the Obama administration has. Continue reading
Time Warner to Stop Cable Services and Offer Hulu and Netflix Instead
Yesterday in a New York press release, Time Warner announced it was permanently discontinuing its cable services. Continue reading
FAA Evaluates Tablets as an Upgrade to Traditional Cockpit Controls
A new study revealed that up to 87% of flights are delayed due to the Windows blue screen of death. The study. Continue reading
Portion of Zuckerberg’s Pledged Charity to be Spent on Wardrobe Makeover
After a photo of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's all grey wardrobe went viral, reports emerged that a portion of. Continue reading
California Beaches to House Solar Panels
California, a state known for its extravagant wineries, celebrities, and debt is working to claim a new title:. Continue reading
Facebook to Pay Users Based on Number of Friends
The world was shocked today when Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, announced that Facebook will pay each user. Continue reading
New “Clear” CDs Bring Back the Physical Media Industry
In an effort to preserve the waning industry of physical media, a new breakthrough has been announced that. Continue reading
Scientists Hope to Devolve Elephants, Unleash Babies into the Arctic
In an attempt to explain the recent degradation of humanity, scientists have created an experiment that will,. Continue reading
