China Buys Google for $1 Trillion
In an unexpected event, the company that was started with the help of the United States Government was sold to. Continue reading
Army to Conduct 3.2 Billion Study on Why Marines are Better
The Secretary of Defense is facing backlash after asking Congress to allocate public funds towards a new military. Continue reading
Neo-Nazi Radicals Change Name to #WLM (White Lives Matter)
A neo-Nazi radical group has adopted the name White Lives Matter (#WLM) due to excessive amounts of negative. Continue reading
Slave Owners On US Currency Will be Replaced
Out of the 11 most common currencies used in the US today, 8 have a slave owner on them. Outraged citizens call. Continue reading
13 Years Since Someone Memorized a Line on SNL
Cue cards are nothing new, but they never used to be so noticeable. Saturday Night Live (SNL) has turned its. Continue reading
Lawsuit Filed Against Twitter Over the 140 Characters Limit, Citing Freedom of Speech
Popular social networking website Twitter has found itself in some legal trouble regarding its policy limiting the. Continue reading
Trump Signs Executive Order to Legalize Marijuana in all 50 States
President Donald Trump yesterday signed an executive order which legalized marijuana in all 50 states. This has. Continue reading
SNL is OK, Ban Other Fake News
Has America gone crosseyed? Apple says it too will join the fight against "Fake News" alongside Facebook and. Continue reading
Facebook and Google Accidently Delete all News in an Attempt to Censor “Fake News”
Facebook and Google have decided that it's readers are too stupid to differentiate between NEWS, FAKE NEWS, and. Continue reading
Women March Wearing Pink Pig Hats? Bacon in Danger?
Today, millions of women and men took to the streets to march for a cause. Everyone appeared to be marching for a. Continue reading
Trump to Launch a Private Jet Service to Fly Willing Celebs to Canada
After becoming the 45th president in the history of the United States and before starting his move into the White. Continue reading
To Avoid Voter Fraud, the Vote for Trump to be Tuesday and Hillary on Wednesday
In a move to avoid voter fraud, the Federal Election Commission today announced that those voting for Trump would. Continue reading
Hillary Urges Police to Engage with Black Suspects Only After Being Shot at First
Washington DC: Hillary Clinton, the democratic presidential nominee, today urged all the police officers in the. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
Hillary Concerned About her Political Future After Getting Endorsed by Obama
Washington DC: According to some deleted emails accessed by Squib News, Hilary Clinton appears to have become very. Continue reading
Obama Asks for a Hamilton Styled Musical on his Presidential Tenure
Washington DC: Obama today requested Lin Manuel Miranda the creator of the super hit Broadway musical Hamilton to. Continue reading
Society Okays Discrimination on the Basis of Political Affiliations
In a case of a new social phenomena, people have collectively decided to start widespread discrimination on the. Continue reading
Hezbollah Throw President Assad Under the Bus
Hezbollah may be the self-styled ‘Party of God,’ but they are now the Party of Godly Flip-Flops. Yup! After. Continue reading
Hillary to Replace White Strips in the American Flag with Black Ones to Make it Racially Acceptable
Washington DC: Hillary Clinton today declared that if elected president, she would replace all the white strips. Continue reading
Top ISIS Leader Killed While Chasing Pokemon
Aleppo: The NATO forces today announced the death of a top ISIS commander who apparently got killed last afternoon. Continue reading
Trump’s Plan B: Rebuild Atlantis and Become it’s President
At a campaign rally earlier today, Donald Trump told reporters that he planned to rebuild Atlantis and become it's. Continue reading
Trump Tries to Bribe Clinton and Save America
New York: Exclusive documents accessed by Squib News have revealed that Donald Trump, in a selfless act, tried to. Continue reading
Obama to Privatize ATF
President Obama continues his crusade to privatize more government services. Carl Rova, a top political advisor. Continue reading
Hillary Clinton to Divorce Bill for Holding Her Back
In a huge move, Hillary Clinton is all set to file for divorce after feeling that Bill was holding her back. She. Continue reading
Toupee or Not Toupee? That is the Question: But What’s the Answer?
Newsflash! A varmint has taken up permanent residence on Donald Trump’s head. It has been squatting, rent free,. Continue reading
Border Fence Opposition Wins Campaign to Keep Desert Free From Eyesore
Plans to expand the Texan portion of the United States border fence with Mexico have suffered a setback this week. Continue reading
Ellen DeGeneres Being Vetted for Hillary Running Mate
Ellen DeGeneres will be vetted as a potential Vice Presidential candidate for Hillary Clinton. If selected, this. Continue reading
Angela Merkel Offers Turkey a Safe Space
Angela Merkel is stung by recent accusations that she is throwing her own citizens under the bus in order to. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Not Vote for Hillary
America would stop being taunted about how it hasn't yet elected a woman Won't be any Flotus and Fmotus,. Continue reading
Descendants of Founding Fathers Draft Letter to Queen Elizabeth
Squib News has learned that an organization, known as The Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the. Continue reading
