New App to Rate Your Ex-Wife: Helping the Next Guy Dodge Emotional Bullets
In a groundbreaking stride for modern technology, the innovative minds at Silicon Heartbreak have developed a. Continue reading
The ‘Dr Pat’ Reality TV Show is Definitely A Scam
Last year, I starred as a participant in the ‘Dr. Pat’ reality TV show. As you’re all aware by now, Dr. Pat. Continue reading
Adam Carolla Voted Worst Smelling Rich White Guy
Adam Carolla will not shut up about how his current wealth is the result of re-wiring himself. He has. Continue reading
Women March Wearing Pink Pig Hats? Bacon in Danger?
Today, millions of women and men took to the streets to march for a cause. Everyone appeared to be marching for a. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
US Navy to Bring Giant Glacier from Antarctica to end Southern California Drought
The United States Navy today announced its plans to fetch a giant glacier from Antarctica in order to effectively. Continue reading
After Lemonade’s Success, Beyonce to Name Her Next Album Broccoli
Beyonce has reportedly decided to name her next album Broccoli. This move comes after the tremendous success of. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Eat Vegetables
Not eating them could cause you to be sick, thereby helping the medical industry. You need to cook. Continue reading
Cat Allergic To Humans, Oddly Enough
Pet health and biology is a tough topic for most pet owners. They’re lucky if they can even understand what the. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons for Not Taking a Bath
With parts of the world facing a huge water crisis, the least you can do is show solidarity by saving. Continue reading
Airlines Announce Passengers Over 120 lbs Will Be Charged Excess Baggage
In a bid to further reform the aviation sector, airline companies announced yesterday that all passengers weighing. Continue reading
Scientists Find Vaccinations to Be the Leading Cause of Obesity
In another huge upheaval in the medical world, scientists now realize that the chief cause of obesity isn't greasy. Continue reading
Boy Hospitalized After Biting His Own Ear Off
A local boy has been hospitalized after he reportedly managed to bite off his own ear. How he accomplished this. Continue reading
Mad Scientist Recovers Due to Anger Management
After years of suffering from delusions of grandiose and uncontrollable fits of rage, a small Prozac prescription. Continue reading
New Intel on Kim Jung Un Reveals a Problem with Self-Indulgence
Kim Jung Un is undoubtedly one of the most powerful men in the world. At only 33 years old, he's the youngest head. Continue reading
McDonald’s Maintains Cheese is in Mozzarella Sticks, Only Taste is Missing
Following multiple allegations that McDonald's new mozzarella sticks contain no cheese, McDonald's has released a. Continue reading
Commuters to Call in Sick, Lessen Traffic Impact
Rush hour commuters are being urged to stay home from work at least one day each week following a report by the. Continue reading
Overweight Americans Cause Earth’s Axial Shift, Threaten Diplomacy
In a recent journal, scientists report the Earth’s axial tilt has shifted, amplifying the effects of climate. Continue reading
Smokable Diet Crystals: The New Weight-Loss Supplement
Worried about sticking to your weight-loss goals for the New Year? Then join the latest supplement craze:. Continue reading
NFL Players Fail Drug Tests, Reveal New Illnesses
Players in the National Football League are bringing to light new reasons for legitimately failing their drug. Continue reading
