Things Can’t Be on the Internet if Untrue
We’ve all been there before – tirelessly fact-checking whether something we read on a website is really true. Continue reading
Now Apple Decides to Remove the Charging Port From its Phones, Would Ask Users to Buy a New Phone Every Time the Charge Runs Out
Apple which made news after rumors spread of its removing the headphone jack from future handsets has now come up. Continue reading
Toupee or Not Toupee? That is the Question: But What’s the Answer?
Newsflash! A varmint has taken up permanent residence on Donald Trump’s head. It has been squatting, rent free,. Continue reading
Border Fence Opposition Wins Campaign to Keep Desert Free From Eyesore
Plans to expand the Texan portion of the United States border fence with Mexico have suffered a setback this week. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons for Not Taking a Bath
With parts of the world facing a huge water crisis, the least you can do is show solidarity by saving. Continue reading
$5 Airfares, Increased Worldwide Flights, and Unlimited Baggage; Where Will You Travel?
Imagine paying $5 for your next airfare to the destination of your dreams; an island escape, a getaway to a. Continue reading
Airlines Announce Passengers Over 120 lbs Will Be Charged Excess Baggage
In a bid to further reform the aviation sector, airline companies announced yesterday that all passengers weighing. Continue reading
Wal-Mart Security Cameras to Be New Reality Show
In exclusive details accessed by our reporter, NBC has decided to play the footage of a local Wal-Mart store and. Continue reading
Univision Purchases The Onion for $27.3 Million, Attempts to Buy Squib News for $1.3 Billion
Reports are emerging about an attempted takeover of SquibNews.com by Univision for a whooping $1.3 billion, after. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Trump
Would give countless Americans something to laugh about each morning After seeing his hair, bald men would. Continue reading
Super Bowl to be Held on Monday to Allow More Days Off Work
In a huge announcement, the NFL has stated that it will henceforth host the Super Bowl on a Monday, so that people. Continue reading
California to Issue Licenses for Drone Hunting
In another boost to the Second Amendment, California has become the first state to issue hunting licenses for. Continue reading
No More Bird $#!?
County officials in San Diego, California are feeding birds fish pellets laced with psychotropic medication. The. Continue reading
Trump to Make Clinton His Running Mate
In a move that might change the political landscape for 2016, Donald Trump has expressed he would like Hillary. Continue reading
Breaking Bad Show Made Real Meth for Black Market
In a stunning confession by Breaking Bad producers, Walter White and all other Breaking Bad characters made real. Continue reading
Armed Stoner Robs Taco Bell, Leaves Gun
Marijuana advocates will have a hard time explaining this one. Just this Tuesday, an armed 19-year-old Carl Lewis. Continue reading
Mad Scientist Recovers Due to Anger Management
After years of suffering from delusions of grandiose and uncontrollable fits of rage, a small Prozac prescription. Continue reading
Never Stop at Red Lights Again, Strobe Lights Available Soon!
Going green will soon have a new meaning. A patent is currently pending on a smaller version of the green light. Continue reading
Donald Trump to Sponsor Bernie Sanders’ Independent Run for Presidency
At his 90th press conference today, Donald Trump announced that he would be sponsoring Bernie Sanders to run as an. Continue reading
Amazon Acquires USPS via Hostile Takeover
In what appears to be a hostile takeover, online shopping mogul, Amazon, is set to purchase the United States. Continue reading
Time Warner to Stop Cable Services and Offer Hulu and Netflix Instead
Yesterday in a New York press release, Time Warner announced it was permanently discontinuing its cable services. Continue reading
Homeless Shelters to be Converted to ISIS Refugee Camps
Many may recall last year's controversy on whether or not funds should be designated for the relief of Syrian. Continue reading
FAA Evaluates Tablets as an Upgrade to Traditional Cockpit Controls
A new study revealed that up to 87% of flights are delayed due to the Windows blue screen of death. The study. Continue reading
Trump Buys San Diego Chargers, Breaks Ground on Beachfront Megastadium
Donald Trump has purchased his first sports franchise, the San Diego Chargers. Amid the recent indecisiveness of. Continue reading
Portion of Zuckerberg’s Pledged Charity to be Spent on Wardrobe Makeover
After a photo of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's all grey wardrobe went viral, reports emerged that a portion of. Continue reading
McDonald’s Maintains Cheese is in Mozzarella Sticks, Only Taste is Missing
Following multiple allegations that McDonald's new mozzarella sticks contain no cheese, McDonald's has released a. Continue reading
Commuters to Call in Sick, Lessen Traffic Impact
Rush hour commuters are being urged to stay home from work at least one day each week following a report by the. Continue reading
California Beaches to House Solar Panels
California, a state known for its extravagant wineries, celebrities, and debt is working to claim a new title:. Continue reading
Facebook to Pay Users Based on Number of Friends
The world was shocked today when Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, announced that Facebook will pay each user. Continue reading
Xbox Live Down for 6 Hours—Mountain Dew and Marijuana Sales Plummet
Microsoft, the company known for its reliability and incredibly secure software, encountered a series. Continue reading
