Top 10 Reasons to Be Late for Work
You will show the company that work is not the most important thing to you. This will force them to promote. Continue reading
Obama to Privatize ATF
President Obama continues his crusade to privatize more government services. Carl Rova, a top political advisor. Continue reading
After Lemonade’s Success, Beyonce to Name Her Next Album Broccoli
Beyonce has reportedly decided to name her next album Broccoli. This move comes after the tremendous success of. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read a Book
It would enrich your word stock, and at that moment you would become a nerd. Attending a book club is a. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Eat Vegetables
Not eating them could cause you to be sick, thereby helping the medical industry. You need to cook. Continue reading
Squeaky Shoe Drives Woman Insane
A woman was admitted to a mental institute last night after having gone completely insane from listening to the. Continue reading
New App Allows Mobile Deposit of Cash
A new app has been launched that will allow users to deposit cold hard cash via mobile devices. This app has been. Continue reading
Hillary Clinton to Divorce Bill for Holding Her Back
In a huge move, Hillary Clinton is all set to file for divorce after feeling that Bill was holding her back. She. Continue reading
Things Can’t Be on the Internet if Untrue
We’ve all been there before – tirelessly fact-checking whether something we read on a website is really true. Continue reading
Cat Allergic To Humans, Oddly Enough
Pet health and biology is a tough topic for most pet owners. They’re lucky if they can even understand what the. Continue reading
Now Apple Decides to Remove the Charging Port From its Phones, Would Ask Users to Buy a New Phone Every Time the Charge Runs Out
Apple which made news after rumors spread of its removing the headphone jack from future handsets has now come up. Continue reading
End of an Era: Ford to Stop Making Trucks!
Ford Go Forward! Now there’s a slogan for you. But we can exclusively reveal that this slogan will shortly. Continue reading
Toupee or Not Toupee? That is the Question: But What’s the Answer?
Newsflash! A varmint has taken up permanent residence on Donald Trump’s head. It has been squatting, rent free,. Continue reading
Border Fence Opposition Wins Campaign to Keep Desert Free From Eyesore
Plans to expand the Texan portion of the United States border fence with Mexico have suffered a setback this week. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons for Not Taking a Bath
With parts of the world facing a huge water crisis, the least you can do is show solidarity by saving. Continue reading
$5 Airfares, Increased Worldwide Flights, and Unlimited Baggage; Where Will You Travel?
Imagine paying $5 for your next airfare to the destination of your dreams; an island escape, a getaway to a. Continue reading
Ellen DeGeneres Being Vetted for Hillary Running Mate
Ellen DeGeneres will be vetted as a potential Vice Presidential candidate for Hillary Clinton. If selected, this. Continue reading
