Tesla’s E-NASCAR Spins Out During First Race
Though Elon Musk thought it would be a good idea, Tesla’s first organized race event was boring and. Continue reading
Hipster Donates Penis to Transgender
In the ultimate counter culture move do date, a young man with a man bun and beard decides to donate his penis to. Continue reading
Solar Eclipse Footaged Leaked Early From NASA
Solar Eclipse footage was leaked to conspiracy websites just days before the so called “Solar Eclipse 2017”. Continue reading
The ‘Dr Pat’ Reality TV Show is Definitely A Scam
Last year, I starred as a participant in the ‘Dr. Pat’ reality TV show. As you’re all aware by now, Dr. Pat. Continue reading
Building Houses Out of Wood Declared “Tree Murder”
An environmental agency which hasn't had much to do after protesting against the Dakota Pipeline and filling the. Continue reading
Global Warming Due to Christmas Tree Harvesting, Cancel Christmas to Save the Planet
During the holiday season, there’s no better way to spend those cold winter nights than curled up by a nice warm. Continue reading
Activists Running Out of Blame to Throw for Global Warming
As the apparent effects of global climate change become more and more dramatic anti-global warming activists are. Continue reading
US Navy to Bring Giant Glacier from Antarctica to end Southern California Drought
The United States Navy today announced its plans to fetch a giant glacier from Antarctica in order to effectively. Continue reading
War Makes Us Smarter
While everybody else is concerned about anthrax, domestic terrorism and war, educators from kindergarten to. Continue reading
Things Can’t Be on the Internet if Untrue
We’ve all been there before – tirelessly fact-checking whether something we read on a website is really true. Continue reading
Cat Allergic To Humans, Oddly Enough
Pet health and biology is a tough topic for most pet owners. They’re lucky if they can even understand what the. Continue reading
$5 Airfares, Increased Worldwide Flights, and Unlimited Baggage; Where Will You Travel?
Imagine paying $5 for your next airfare to the destination of your dreams; an island escape, a getaway to a. Continue reading
Astronaut Scot Kelly Saddened, No One on Earth Noticed Absence
Astronaut Scot Kelly, who recently returned after spending a year in space, is reportedly saddened after no one on. Continue reading
Scientists Find Vaccinations to Be the Leading Cause of Obesity
In another huge upheaval in the medical world, scientists now realize that the chief cause of obesity isn't greasy. Continue reading
Leonardo DiCaprio to Host Environmental Summit in Private Jet
Viewers became emotional when Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar and made an appeal to save the environment. Continue reading
No More Bird $#!?
County officials in San Diego, California are feeding birds fish pellets laced with psychotropic medication. The. Continue reading
Mad Scientist Recovers Due to Anger Management
After years of suffering from delusions of grandiose and uncontrollable fits of rage, a small Prozac prescription. Continue reading
Shocking Discovery Confirms the Earth Really Is Flat
Most of us can remember learning about our home planet in school. Our teachers had those standard globes, and we. Continue reading
Area 51 to Host Open House and Prove There Are No Aliens
In what will be a devastating decision for all the seasoned conspiracy theorists, the Obama administration has. Continue reading
California Beaches to House Solar Panels
California, a state known for its extravagant wineries, celebrities, and debt is working to claim a new title:. Continue reading
Overweight Americans Cause Earth’s Axial Shift, Threaten Diplomacy
In a recent journal, scientists report the Earth’s axial tilt has shifted, amplifying the effects of climate. Continue reading
Smokable Diet Crystals: The New Weight-Loss Supplement
Worried about sticking to your weight-loss goals for the New Year? Then join the latest supplement craze:. Continue reading
Scientists Hope to Devolve Elephants, Unleash Babies into the Arctic
In an attempt to explain the recent degradation of humanity, scientists have created an experiment that will,. Continue reading
Sea World Dolphins Only Ones to Survive Microbead Attack
Dolphins at SeaWorld might have a little to celebrate. An unprecedented amount of microbeads recently flooded the. Continue reading
