Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Trump
Would give countless Americans something to laugh about each morning After seeing his hair, bald men would. Continue reading
Trump to Make Clinton His Running Mate
In a move that might change the political landscape for 2016, Donald Trump has expressed he would like Hillary. Continue reading
Ronald Reagan Back from the Grave, GOP Turns Its Back on Him
After lying in cryonic suspension for some time, popular folk hero and Republican legend, Ronald Reagan, has. Continue reading
ISIS Worried American Sniper Chris Kyle’s Ghost is Killing Their Top Commanders
If intelligence reports are to be believed, ISIS is in a state of alarm after some of its top commanders have. Continue reading
Homeless Population Granted New Underground Residences
Brooklyn, Chicago, Dallas, Detroit, and Los Angeles have just passed local legislation that will allow the. Continue reading
Donald Trump to Sponsor Bernie Sanders’ Independent Run for Presidency
At his 90th press conference today, Donald Trump announced that he would be sponsoring Bernie Sanders to run as an. Continue reading
Homeless Shelters to be Converted to ISIS Refugee Camps
Many may recall last year's controversy on whether or not funds should be designated for the relief of Syrian. Continue reading
Trump Praises Putin and Kim Jong Un, Castro Feels Snubbed
Fidel Castro is reportedly unhappy with America, or more specifically with Donald Trump, after being the only. Continue reading
DMV to Conduct Background Checks Before Issuing Licenses
Beginning on February 8, DMVs across the nation will conduct background checks before issuing driver licenses to. Continue reading
Trump Buys San Diego Chargers, Breaks Ground on Beachfront Megastadium
Donald Trump has purchased his first sports franchise, the San Diego Chargers. Amid the recent indecisiveness of. Continue reading
California Beaches to House Solar Panels
California, a state known for its extravagant wineries, celebrities, and debt is working to claim a new title:. Continue reading
Overweight Americans Cause Earth’s Axial Shift, Threaten Diplomacy
In a recent journal, scientists report the Earth’s axial tilt has shifted, amplifying the effects of climate. Continue reading
Obama’s Latest Executive Order Sparks Outrage with Officers
Americans all over the country threw down their Whoppers in a collective rage at President Obama's recent. Continue reading
Half of U.S. Congress Fails Mandatory Drug Test
In a shocking series of events, only half of the United States' Congress failed mandatory drug tests earlier this. Continue reading
