In a case of a new social phenomena, people have collectively decided to start widespread discrimination on the basis of political affiliations. This move would result in numerous people’s life getting easier as they would be able to effectively shut out half of the country’s population of their choice. This is also a great boon to people who hate everybody as they can effectively channel their hatred under the guise of  political disaffection. Experts state that this move cannot be repelled as discrimination on the basis of political affiliation is not protected like race, religion, sexual orientation, veteran status etc.

We spoke to a manager of a restaurant which has banned Democrats from entering it’s establishment, “we frankly were done with Democrats aka self proclaimed Liberals aka headaches. To give some examples, one of the liberal visited our restaurant and left a 10 cent tip as he was protesting low wages given to Chinese workers by American corporations. Once a woman chastised me for 30 min for using too much wood in my tables, thereby accusing me of killing the environment and making thousands of birds homeless. When I gently pointed out that her eating steak also ensued that a breadwinner died in the bovine family, she got offended and gave us a 1 star review. Barring the Democrats has definitely reduced our business and we are also declaring bankruptcy next month. But at least we are happy!”