Tesla’s E-NASCAR Spins Out During First Race
Though Elon Musk thought it would be a good idea, Tesla’s first organized race event was boring and. Continue reading
Chargers to Host Tryouts for a New Punter
In a desperate attempt at winning, the San Diego Chargers are hosting an open tryout Thursday, October 13th, at. Continue reading
Papa Johns and the Nationwide Insurance Company to Sue Manning. Outraged Over Free Endorsements of Omaha Steaks
Turns out that both companies Mr. Peyton Manning has endorsement contracts with got wind of his “OMAHA!”. Continue reading
Super Bowl to be Held on Monday to Allow More Days Off Work
In a huge announcement, the NFL has stated that it will henceforth host the Super Bowl on a Monday, so that people. Continue reading
Cam Newton Slammed for Not Leading Panthers to Victory
The actions of one man can defeat even the mightiest of armies. This is not the tale of Zhuge Liang, the Chinese. Continue reading
NFL and CBS to Fine Peyton Manning Over Subliminal Advertising
Have you ever wondered why Peyton Manning yells “OMAHA!” over and over again during all his plays? It has been. Continue reading
How Does It Feel To Have The Worst Team, Kris Cemp?
Reporters gathered outside of Kris Cemp’s house today with several questions about his opinions on various. Continue reading
Trump Buys San Diego Chargers, Breaks Ground on Beachfront Megastadium
Donald Trump has purchased his first sports franchise, the San Diego Chargers. Amid the recent indecisiveness of. Continue reading
NFL Players Fail Drug Tests, Reveal New Illnesses
Players in the National Football League are bringing to light new reasons for legitimately failing their drug. Continue reading
