Millions Find All of Their Dreams Fulfilled in the New Year
As the drinks flowed on New Year’s Eve, people across the globe gathered to celebrate the countdown. When the. Continue reading
New “Clear” CDs Bring Back the Physical Media Industry
In an effort to preserve the waning industry of physical media, a new breakthrough has been announced that. Continue reading
NFL Players Fail Drug Tests, Reveal New Illnesses
Players in the National Football League are bringing to light new reasons for legitimately failing their drug. Continue reading
Scientists Hope to Devolve Elephants, Unleash Babies into the Arctic
In an attempt to explain the recent degradation of humanity, scientists have created an experiment that will,. Continue reading
Sea World Dolphins Only Ones to Survive Microbead Attack
Dolphins at SeaWorld might have a little to celebrate. An unprecedented amount of microbeads recently flooded the. Continue reading
Women Liberated, Extra 15 Minutes to Choose Outfit Becomes Law
Women across the country now have the right to arrive up to 15 minutes late after an investigation on workplace. Continue reading
Half of U.S. Congress Fails Mandatory Drug Test
In a shocking series of events, only half of the United States' Congress failed mandatory drug tests earlier this. Continue reading
