- It would enrich your word stock, and at that moment you would become a nerd.
- Attending a book club is a lot less interesting than attending a night club.
- Books, which are a thousand pages long, are better used in weightlifting.
- Reading would increase your imagination and intelligence. This would lead you to question the system and ask for reforms, which is a very dangerous thing.
- Every second you spend reading, you are wasting your Netflix and Hulu subscriptions.
- Reading a book takes 2 weeks, while watching a movie just takes 2 hours. Life is short, so don’t waste time.
- Reading a book before watching it’s film adaptation would result in everyone avoiding you for fear of spoilers.
- If everyone starts reading, the broadcast companies would suffer a huge blow, which would be very detrimental to our economy.
- More books means more trees being chopped down (the author has chosen to ignore e-books in order to forward his agenda).
- Reading books means less time for you to read Squib News.
