In what will be a devastating decision for all the seasoned conspiracy theorists, the Obama administration has decided to host an open house at Area 51 to end the speculations of aliens residing there. This move will end 50-year-old speculations and leave Hollywood devoid of one evergreen movie plot.

We managed to connect with President Obama for more details, “This alien-in-Area-51 menace has been perpetrated by conspiracy theorists for decades. These are the same people who propagate the existence of a Masonic order ready to takeover the world, as well as the existence of Bigfoot, or that we never went to the moon. Initially, I used to laugh and dismiss them, but then I found that these were the same people who were propagating my Kenyan birth. That’s when I decided to completely shatter their meagre credibility by debunking their most prized theory. This would ensure that the truth about my birth in Kenya would never be known. We do run the risk of leaking all of our critical defense details and sensitive military information to the Russians or the Iranians by hosting this open house, but in my presidential tenure, I haven’t really outright screwed things up. This is my golden opportunity.”

The conspiracy theorists will attempt to debunked this open house by saying the aliens have already been moved to an Area 51 in a parallel universe with the worm hole access permanently shut.