Washington DC: Hillary Clinton today declared that if elected president, she would replace all the white strips in the American flag with black ones, in order to make it more racially acceptable. It would also result in Hillary providing a stern message to everyone that Black lives matter.

We spoke to a member of the Hillary campaign for more details,  “Well Hillary is always looking for gestures and actions which feel good but solve no real purpose. So she was looking for a response to the Black lives matter campaign and at the time had to make sure that she didn’t accidentally do anything that remotely benefited the black community as doing good to people does her no good. On top of it, she must ensure that one is always provided the hopes of betterment, education, economics independence and never the real deal as then one won’t be dependent on her anymore. Plus many of her liberal friends were concerned that keeping the white in the flag was sending out a racist, white supremacist message to the everyone so Hillary has killed two birds (white birds) with one stone.”

This move is generating support from many corners, especially from the American flag manufacturers in Tahiti and China who are all set to get hefty contracts as a result.