Toupee or Not Toupee? That is the Question: But What’s the Answer?
Newsflash! A varmint has taken up permanent residence on Donald Trump’s head. It has been squatting, rent free,. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons for Not Taking a Bath
With parts of the world facing a huge water crisis, the least you can do is show solidarity by saving. Continue reading
$5 Airfares, Increased Worldwide Flights, and Unlimited Baggage; Where Will You Travel?
Imagine paying $5 for your next airfare to the destination of your dreams; an island escape, a getaway to a. Continue reading
Ellen DeGeneres Being Vetted for Hillary Running Mate
Ellen DeGeneres will be vetted as a potential Vice Presidential candidate for Hillary Clinton. If selected, this. Continue reading
Airlines Announce Passengers Over 120 lbs Will Be Charged Excess Baggage
In a bid to further reform the aviation sector, airline companies announced yesterday that all passengers weighing. Continue reading
Wal-Mart Security Cameras to Be New Reality Show
In exclusive details accessed by our reporter, NBC has decided to play the footage of a local Wal-Mart store and. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Use Your Smartphone 24/7
Effectively ignore all social contact and become a hermit while living in civilization Dramatically increase. Continue reading
Descendants of Founding Fathers Draft Letter to Queen Elizabeth
Squib News has learned that an organization, known as The Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the. Continue reading
Top 10 Car Issues Your Mechanic is Making Up
The muffler bearings have been stolen. The headlight fluid has evaporated in the warm weather. The parts. Continue reading
Leonardo DiCaprio to Host Environmental Summit in Private Jet
Viewers became emotional when Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar and made an appeal to save the environment. Continue reading
Super Bowl to be Held on Monday to Allow More Days Off Work
In a huge announcement, the NFL has stated that it will henceforth host the Super Bowl on a Monday, so that people. Continue reading
California to Issue Licenses for Drone Hunting
In another boost to the Second Amendment, California has become the first state to issue hunting licenses for. Continue reading
Boy Hospitalized After Biting His Own Ear Off
A local boy has been hospitalized after he reportedly managed to bite off his own ear. How he accomplished this. Continue reading
Socialite to Retire Due to Lack of Controversy
According to reports, an eminent socialite/failed actress has decided to quit public life after being unable to. Continue reading
Mickey Mouse to Finally Wed Minnie
It’s not unlike men to wait for the right time before deciding to settle down. It is, however, unusual for a. Continue reading
Armed Stoner Robs Taco Bell, Leaves Gun
Marijuana advocates will have a hard time explaining this one. Just this Tuesday, an armed 19-year-old Carl Lewis. Continue reading
New Intel on Kim Jung Un Reveals a Problem with Self-Indulgence
Kim Jung Un is undoubtedly one of the most powerful men in the world. At only 33 years old, he's the youngest head. Continue reading
Never Stop at Red Lights Again, Strobe Lights Available Soon!
Going green will soon have a new meaning. A patent is currently pending on a smaller version of the green light. Continue reading
Nigerian Prince Was Real, Finally Found Help to Reclaim Fortune and Title
Twenty-seven-year-old Jeffery Downhour was the guest of honor as he was paraded through the streets of Layos,. Continue reading
Portion of Zuckerberg’s Pledged Charity to be Spent on Wardrobe Makeover
After a photo of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's all grey wardrobe went viral, reports emerged that a portion of. Continue reading
McDonald’s Maintains Cheese is in Mozzarella Sticks, Only Taste is Missing
Following multiple allegations that McDonald's new mozzarella sticks contain no cheese, McDonald's has released a. Continue reading
Commuters to Call in Sick, Lessen Traffic Impact
Rush hour commuters are being urged to stay home from work at least one day each week following a report by the. Continue reading
Overweight Americans Cause Earth’s Axial Shift, Threaten Diplomacy
In a recent journal, scientists report the Earth’s axial tilt has shifted, amplifying the effects of climate. Continue reading
Smokable Diet Crystals: The New Weight-Loss Supplement
Worried about sticking to your weight-loss goals for the New Year? Then join the latest supplement craze:. Continue reading
Local Man Alone in Conclusion That He’s the “Funny One” in Group
During a recent discussion with his group of friends about which “one” each person is in the group, a local. Continue reading
Millions Find All of Their Dreams Fulfilled in the New Year
As the drinks flowed on New Year’s Eve, people across the globe gathered to celebrate the countdown. When the. Continue reading
Women Liberated, Extra 15 Minutes to Choose Outfit Becomes Law
Women across the country now have the right to arrive up to 15 minutes late after an investigation on workplace. Continue reading
