Trump to Launch a Private Jet Service to Fly Willing Celebs to Canada

After becoming the 45th president in the history of the United States and before starting his move into the White Trump Tower, Donald Trump is seriously considering launching a private jet company whose primary objective or target clientele would be all the celebrities who had vowed to leave the US and go to Canada if he came to power. During this election, there was a record number of celebrities, small time actors, media persons, and out of work socialites, who declared their intention to leave the US and move to Canada if Trump was voted into power.

We connected with a key member of Trump International for more information, “Well unlike what Mr. Trump believed, he couldn’t have just driven Obama out of the White House the night of the elections and become the president. Apparently, there are procedures like some swearing in ceremony. So after such a hectic campaign he found himself doing nothing. That’s when the businessman in him sprang out. He had heard about a record number of celebrities and people wanting to go to Canada if he was elected and he wanted to make their travel as smooth as possible. So he will be launching his line of lear jets whose interior will be covered with Hillary posters to keep them company. He has around 45 days off so if he can earn 45-50 million in those days, so good for him.”

In other news, Trump is also planning to launch a new line of protest equipment to be used in protests against him.

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