In a move to avoid voter fraud, the Federal Election Commission today announced that those voting for Trump would be required to cast their vote on Tuesday, November 8th and those voting for Hillary on Wednesday, November 9th. This might come as a relief to Mr. Trump who recently was crying himself hoarse about alleged voter fraud in the elections. The Election Commission has announced special voting machines with just one button on them to end any ambiguity. The voting days for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein haven’t been finalized but they would be allocated about an hour on each day, which would be more than enough time to enable all their supporters to cast their votes.

The Clinton camp wasn’t pleased and Huma Abedin came with guns blazing against the announcement. She spoke exclusively to us, “This is pointless. Do you know what the most perfect way of voting would have been? All American citizens emailing their choices to Hillary on her private server and she, in turn, turning those emails to the election commission. But the country has become such a fascist and intolerant place that we can’t even indulge in petty things like election fraud and the endangering classified information.”

Mr. Trump was more forthcoming in welcoming the move, “Well it’s a big decision, great decision, and a beautiful decision. Now I urge all my voters to grab the voting machines by the p&$#% and cast their votes”

In other news, Warren Buffet and other Democratic supporters are considering making Tuesday a compulsory 24 hr. workday to prevent Trump voters from casting their votes. And Trump is thinking about building walls in front of all voting centers come Wednesday to prevent Hillary supporters from voting.