Aleppo: The NATO forces today announced the death of a top ISIS commander who apparently got killed last afternoon while chasing a Pokemon. The terrorist reportedly wandered in NATO controlled Kurdish territory and was gunned down by the troops stationed there. This is hailed as a great victory for mankind but a loss for Pokemon Go as the terrorist was reported to be a very high ranked player.

    We spoke to the base commander for more information, “Well, we saw a man walking towards the base camp who was staring at his smartphone and was making weird swatting and catching gestures in the air. He was so engrossed that he only came to his senses when he walked into our tank. He immediately pulled out his gun and lost his life as a result. In his last words he mumbled that he wished he could get 72 Pokemons instead of virgins after his death. Just after his death all our soldiers started frantically searching for the Pokemon which had been spotted by the terrorist. Only later after the Pokemon hunt had died down we realized that he was a top ISIS Commander.”

   The NATO commander has demanded answers as to how the terrorist and the Pokemon remained undetected for so long.