At a campaign rally earlier today, Donald Trump told reporters that he planned to rebuild Atlantis and become it’s president if he loses the U.S. election. Trump has already become a preemptive Republican nominee, and a clash with Clinton becomes more likely each day.

We spoke to a close advisor of Donald Trump for more details, “It must be evident to everyone that Mr. Trump really wants to be president whether it’s in the U.S. or not. Initially, he thought about becoming Antarctica’s president but his approval rating amongst penguins is a bit low. Unfortunately, no other country will likely accept him as president, so his only choice will be to create a new country. With available land being scarce, Mr. Trump looked to the sea. That’s when the idea of rebuilding Atlantis came to him. Everyone I know is completely obsessed with Atlantis, and if Mr. Trump builds it, the U.S. might not remain the greatest country on Earth. Obviously, those who don’t vote for Mr. Trump will not be allowed to enter Atlantis.”

When we asked how Trump would even afford or manage this task, we were told that he would do it in the same way he said he would build a wall along the Mexican border: make Mexico pay for it.