New York: Exclusive documents accessed by Squib News have revealed that Donald Trump, in a selfless act, tried to bribe Hillary Clinton in the nation’s best interest. This is the first public noble act by Trump and one that will help him generate immense political capital.
Trump reportedly promised Clinton an entire Trump Tower in the heart of Manhattan in hopes of bending her will. Whether Clinton takes his bait is yet to be seen. The Tower would be 60 stories tall with all modern amenities. Trump reportedly described the Tower as a “good tower, big tower and beautiful tower” which is the same way he describes the Mexican wall.
We spoke to a double agent who acts as a close advisor for both parties, “The impression in everyone’s mind about Donald Trump was that he was selfish. Even his own supporters believed this, but when they learned about his selfless act for the American people, they were dumbstruck.” If reports are to be believed, even the people who would be threatened with deportation if Trump wins have rallied behind him.
One such supporter was quoted as saying, “Never have I seen a presidential candidate actually thinking about America during the elections. If Trump is doing that, then I am willing to make a sacrifice and go back.”