In a huge move, Hillary Clinton is all set to file for divorce after feeling that Bill was holding her back. She now hopes to have a real shot at the presidency after cutting out her biggest non-performing asset. If political pundits are to be believed, this move would help her in more ways than one. She would be freed of the constant nagging for her to come home early, stay home, and love him more. As it turns out, she was also unable to derive any advantage from being married to a former head of state.

We spoke to Hillary herself for more details, “I felt being married to an ex-president would have given me an immense advantage, as I already knew the ins and outs of the oval office, but the opposite happened. Whenever I used to state the impact my husband has had on my political ideologies and decision-making, my approval rating used to fall 5 points. The only question the people were interested in asking when I referred to him was whether I would be hiring an intern. I never expected him to be a big plus point, but he has become a bigger headache for me than questions on Benghazi. He always used to grumble that he liked where he was and how much better it was to have a quiet little life. He was also concerned with meeting and getting laughed at by Vladamir Putin, who thinks anyone who isn’t a president for life, cares about freedom of speech, accepts criticism, and allows people to impeach him is a wuss. So, in everyone’s interest, I decided to file for divorce.”

Bill Clinton isn’t happy about this move, as he was expecting to live 8 more years in the White House while getting to know the interns.