- With parts of the world facing a huge water crisis, the least you can do is show solidarity by saving water.
- You can get a tan without lying in the sun. If you avoid bathing altogether, dirt will slowly start settling on your body ending your excessive whiteness.
- The stench from your body would prevent people from ever bothering you in the office or on the street, hence enabling you to lead a calm and quiet life.
- You will have no risk of slipping and falling on the wet bathroom floor after you have taken a bath.
- You will save money by not buying personal hygiene products like soap, shampoo, and conditioner.
- Baths don’t make you cleaner or more beautiful. Nowhere is it written that unicorns take a bath, but they still look clean and beautiful.
- You will lessen your chance of catching a cold and fever due to not drying yourself properly. This will reduce your reliance on Obamacare.
- How many of our ancestors took a bath? Almost none, and they evolved into intelligent beings. Hence, the absence of bathing is important in human evolution.
- Using more and more deodorants would ensure America overtakes China and India to become the number one country responsible for ozone layer depletion.
- Eventually, your partner would agree to having sex with you in the shower if it meant you would also clean yourself.
