- America would stop being taunted about how it hasn’t yet elected a woman
- Won’t be any Flotus and Fmotus, which sounds horrible
- Her ability to make sound decisions, as she did marry Bill Clinton
- Her string of pearls might become a fashion symbol
- Hasn’t generated as much controversy in America as she has done in the rest of the world
- No credible links to the Illuminati or birth certificate anomalies, which would be difficult for conspiracy theorists
- Hasn’t yet given a clear roadmap as to how she would screw things up
- Bernie Sanders sounds so much better and is more lovable than Hillary Clinton
- Allegations that she actually ran the country while Bill was in office, so she technically is running for a third term
- Has already lived in the White House before
