Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Use Your Smartphone 24/7

  1. Effectively ignore all social contact and become a hermit while living in civilization
  2. Dramatically increase concentration levels, as the first rule in meditation is to continuously stare at one object for a long time
  3. NSA can keep better tabs on you because you will be connected all the time
  4. Significantly reduce the time required to become a zombie
  5. There’s no need to do drugs when you are already high in another world
  6. Completely destroy any creativity left in you
  7. Your thumbs will become extra strong from scrolling and typing
  8. Ruin your eyesight so that you have an excuse for running someone over
  9. Watch your kids grow up on Instagram which is much better than real life
  10. Spend a lot of time reading and sharing Squib News articles

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