Wal-Mart Security Cameras to Be New Reality Show
In exclusive details accessed by our reporter, NBC has decided to play the footage of a local Wal-Mart store and. Continue reading
Univision Purchases The Onion for $27.3 Million, Attempts to Buy Squib News for $1.3 Billion
Reports are emerging about an attempted takeover of SquibNews.com by Univision for a whooping $1.3 billion, after. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Not Vote for Hillary
America would stop being taunted about how it hasn't yet elected a woman Won't be any Flotus and Fmotus,. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Use Your Smartphone 24/7
Effectively ignore all social contact and become a hermit while living in civilization Dramatically increase. Continue reading
Descendants of Founding Fathers Draft Letter to Queen Elizabeth
Squib News has learned that an organization, known as The Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the. Continue reading
Scientists Find Vaccinations to Be the Leading Cause of Obesity
In another huge upheaval in the medical world, scientists now realize that the chief cause of obesity isn't greasy. Continue reading
Top 10 Car Issues Your Mechanic is Making Up
The muffler bearings have been stolen. The headlight fluid has evaporated in the warm weather. The parts. Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Trump
Would give countless Americans something to laugh about each morning After seeing his hair, bald men would. Continue reading
Leonardo DiCaprio to Host Environmental Summit in Private Jet
Viewers became emotional when Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar and made an appeal to save the environment. Continue reading
