In another boost to the Second Amendment, California has become the first state to issue hunting licenses for shooting down drones. This decision comes after the decline in populations of deer and ducks due to excessive hunting.
We spoke to the congressman behind this move. He stated, “We have to be very careful about our ecosystem. Whenever a population or a species is allowed to live peacefully according to the laws of nature, we must immediately step in and make its life a living hell. We’ve successfully managed this for several wild animal species, so now we’ve decided to take on artificial objects. Whenever my associates saw an Amazon or USPS delivery quadcopter, or any drone for that matter, they could not stand seeing how carefree it looked in the sky. Millions in campaign funds were being wasted because of no regulations. Hence they decided to allow the shooting down of drones. Thanks to this, they have killed 2 birds, or rather 2 drones, with one stone. They appeased gun enthusiasts and also ensured that drone owners and delivery companies would be at their mercy.”
Amazon, which uses supply drones, has called these hunting licenses an Alibaba conspiracy to gain market share. It has also announced that an escort of two, armed drones will be provided for every delivery drone to combat any threat in its path.
