Fidel Castro is reportedly unhappy with America, or more specifically with Donald Trump, after being the only autocratic, anti-American ruler not yet praised by Trump. This news comes after both Vladamir Putin and Kim Jong Un were praised by Trump for their leadership. Even Trump’s supporters find it incredibly hard to believe that Trump has forgotten one of the most dangerous rulers of the 20th century.

We managed to connect with Castro’s closest confidant, Infidel Castro, for more insight. He stated, “Well, when I saw Trump, I felt that he would be a deadly combination of Fidel, Vladamir, Kim, and some other leaders. So, when he started praising them, Castro was filled with immense pride, anticipating that an American leader would finally acknowledge his leadership and vital contributions. To our dismay, it never came! Now, tell me what has he done wrong to go unnoticed by Trump. Wasn’t pointing missiles and threatening all of America’s existence enough! Putin has successfully managed to curtail freedom of speech and dissent from growing, Kim Jong Un has prevented anything and everything from growing (except for his weight), and so has Castro. I hope Donald Trump comes to his senses and gives a wholehearted apology to Castro.”

Additionally, there are also reports of Ayatollah Khomeni rolling in his grave, as he too remains neglected by Trump.