Worried about sticking to your weight-loss goals for the New Year? Then join the latest supplement craze: smokable diet crystals!

Scientifically known as Desoxyn, ‘smokable diet crystals’ have been used since 1887 and have gained popularity in the United States and abroad. The crystals have been approved by the FDA for the treatment of ADD, as well as obesity. Most effective in its purest form, smokable diet crystals have also lead to a reduction of other unhealthy habits, such as playing video games for hours, binge-watching television, or smoking tobacco.

Simple to use, each order comes with its own burner pipe. Place one smokable diet crystal inside, position a lighter at the bulbous end, and inhale. The effect will be felt immediately, last all day, and at $25 per dose, smokable diet crystals are quite affordable. Side effects include crippling dependency and loss of teeth, but these are minor compared to the many benefits of weight loss.