New App to Rate Your Ex-Wife: Helping the Next Guy Dodge Emotional Bullets
In a groundbreaking stride for modern technology, the innovative minds at Silicon Heartbreak have developed a revolutionary new app that promises to. Continue reading
Call of Duty to End Hate by Recording All Game Chat Conversations
Cityville, USA — In a groundbreaking initiative that's being hailed as both heroic and a complete disregard for privacy, Activision, the company. Continue reading
China Buys Google for $1 Trillion
In an unexpected event, the company that was started with the help of the United States Government was sold to China. Alphabet (Google) set a. Continue reading
Army to Conduct 3.2 Billion Study on Why Marines are Better
The Secretary of Defense is facing backlash after asking Congress to allocate public funds towards a new military research project. Citing its. Continue reading
Tesla’s E-NASCAR Spins Out During First Race
Though Elon Musk thought it would be a good idea, Tesla’s first organized race event was boring and uneventful. The 43 Tesla Model S’s were. Continue reading
Change Siri’s Voice from Female to Male, Get Better Directions
Apple releases the secret to trouble-shooting its Maps App. Simply changing Siri’s female voice to a male voice enables better driving. Continue reading
Hipster Donates Penis to Transgender
In the ultimate counter culture move do date, a young man with a man bun and beard decides to donate his penis to a woman that wants to be a man.. Continue reading
Neo-Nazi Radicals Change Name to #WLM (White Lives Matter)
A neo-Nazi radical group has adopted the name White Lives Matter (#WLM) due to excessive amounts of negative press. They are hoping the new name. Continue reading
Apple Invents Amazon Echo, Will Cost Twice as Much
Apple announced at its annual WWDC that it will be selling the Amazon Echo with an Apple Logo. It will do the same thing as the Amazon Echo but. Continue reading
Slave Owners On US Currency Will be Replaced
Out of the 11 most common currencies used in the US today, 8 have a slave owner on them. Outraged citizens call for a boycott on all denominations. Continue reading
Solar Eclipse Footaged Leaked Early From NASA
Solar Eclipse footage was leaked to conspiracy websites just days before the so called “Solar Eclipse 2017” was even to occur. A slap in the. Continue reading
Intoxicated Man Does His Taxes, Gets $4 Million Refund
In a huge win for the IRS and the American public, a fully intoxicated man reportedly took the extreme step and finally did his taxes, thanks to his. Continue reading
Thanks to the Snow Storm, Family Spends Two Days Together at Home for the 1st Time in 10 Years
In a positive coming out of the snow storm which completely riddled life in parts of the country, a family managed to spend two days together at a. Continue reading
The ‘Dr Pat’ Reality TV Show is Definitely A Scam
Last year, I starred as a participant in the ‘Dr. Pat’ reality TV show. As you’re all aware by now, Dr. Pat is a rather uncharismatic medical. Continue reading
