- Not eating them could cause you to be sick, thereby helping the medical industry.
- You need to cook them. Vegetables can’t just be eaten raw out of a can which causes immense hardship.
- They don’t taste good. So what if they keep us healthy and provide a long life? Real beans don’t taste as good as jelly beans, and so they must not be eaten.
- Picking vegetables is inhuman. How would you feel if someone took away your iPad or iPhone? That’s how a plant feels when you pick a vegetable.
- Eating vegetables will get you nowhere in life – George Bush didn’t eat broccoli as a kid and he became president.
- Not eating vegetables means the sales of small farmers would fall and big corporations could buy them out cheaply. This would provide a boost to capitalism.
- Google didn’t name Android after vegetables, and Google knows everything, so something must be wrong with vegetables.
- Not eating vegetables is a perfect form of rebellion against parents, which gives purpose to a child’s life.
- Vegetables come in many beautiful candy colors but aren’t sugar coated.
- Vegetables are unhygienic because they are plucked out of dirt, unlike a king-sized burger, which is made in a hygienic, controlled environment.
